We're all mermaids at heart all day, everyday. But let's face it, you can't wear a tail everywhere you go. On days you have to trade in your fins for legs, show your true mer spirit with these vibrant, scale shorts. Just throw on a pair and go running, swimming, weight-lifting, or participate in any other activity that pops in your mind.
All apparel is made to order here in the USA! Please allow approximately 7-10 days for creation and shipping!
Cancelled orders will incur a 10% restocking fee

• 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Fabric weight: 5.13 oz. /yd. ² (174 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber fabric
• Breathable and fast-drying material
• UPF50+ protection
• 6.5″ (16.5 cm) inseam
• Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets
• No inner lining
• Blank product components sourced from China

Size guide

	WAIST (inches)	HIPS (inches)
2XS	28 ⅜	35 ⅜
XS	29 ⅞	37
S	31 ½	38 ⅝
M	33 ⅛	40 ⅛
L	36 ¼	43 ¼
XL	39 ⅜	46 ½
2XL	42 ½	49 ⅝
3XL	45 ⅝	52 ¾
4XL	48 ⅞	55 ⅞
5XL	52	59
6XL	55 ⅛	62 ¼

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