Dead Men Tell No Tails Bike Shorts

We're all mermaids at heart all day, everyday. But let's face it, you can't wear a tail everywhere you go. On days you have to trade in your fins for legs, show your true mer spirit with these high-waisted bike shorts. These versatile shorts will look stunning with all kinds of outfits on land as well as under tails! Oh, and did we mention it has a pocket?

Due to the saturated black in this print, please size up if in between sizes due to the nature of black printing over a white base. Scuffing and/or pilling will be more apparent when black is printed over a white base so please avoid rough surfaces when possible.

All apparel is made to order here in the USA! Please allow approximately 7-10 days for creation and shipping.

Print alignment may vary due to the curved nature of these garments. 

Cancelled orders will incur a 10% restocking fee

• 82% polyester, 18% spandex
• Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 6.78 oz./yd.² (230g/m²)
• Double-layered waistband with a pocket in the back for a phone and keys
• High-waisted fit
• Butt-lifting cut
• Flattering length that looks good on all body types
• Blank products in Mexico sourced from China
• Blank products in Europe sourced from China and Lithuania

Please note: contact with rough surfaces should be avoided since that can pull out the white fibers in the fabric, damaging the shorts.

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